Should have taken creepier headshots. These ones scream "I probably get killed in the first scene."

Our friend Karen is writing the screenplay for a movie to be filmed at her birthday party this year. We wanted to show her our enthusiasm for the project, and provide her with our headshots and updated theater resumes, in the hopes that we might be well cast. It's going to be a horror movie, but I'm sure she'll be able to see how our 'HMS Gospel' experience uniquely qualifies us for a creepy supporting hand puppet role, at least. If you similarly find yourself in need of thoroughly amateur actors or slightly less amateurish musicians for your next birthday party, please consider hiring us.

Matthew

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Brown

Complexion: Computer Glow Bluish

Actor

Beauty and the Beast - Cogsworth, St. Theresa 8th Grade Play, 1993 (You should have heard his "wonderful" English accent.)

HMS Gospel - Stern (rat puppet), NLC Kids, 2006

Musician - Clarinet

West Side Story, Saucon Valley Fine Arts, 1997 ("I feel pretty and witty and gay bright!")

Man of La Mancha, Franklin & Marshall Players, 2002 (He still doesn't know what this play is about.)

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Saucon Valley Fine Arts, 1996

Rachel

Eyes: Green

Hair: Dark Brown

Complexion: Washed Out White

Actor

HMS Gospel - Stem (rat puppet), NLC Kids, 2006
The Face on the Barroom Floor, or, Glimpsed Through Sawdust - Juggler #2, Allegan High School players, 1998 (Was cast despite not actually knowing how to juggle.)
Bye Bye Birdie - Mrs. McAfee, Allegan Community Players, 1999
We Like Sheep - A random ewe, First Baptist Church, 1989 (She can still sing most of the opening number! "We like sheep cuz sheep is what we are!")

Musician - Trumpet

Oklahoma, Allegan Community Players, 1995
Lil Abner, Allegan Community Players, 1996
The Wiz, Allegan High School players, 1997 ("Ease on down, ease on down the road!")

Line Prompter

Annie, Allegan Community Players, 1993 (Mostly she just played cards with the orphans backstage.)