Things That Stress Me Right The Heck Out

 By varying degrees, in no particular order, for Jen because she asked me to share:

• Reality TV
• Awkwardness (mostly my own)
• Making appointments
• Lack of signage
• Bad usability
• Not being able to understand how a process works
• Typos on non-handwritten signs
• Arguments
• Heated discussions
• Disagreements
• Slow talkers
• Politics
• Planning activities for groups
• Facebook
• Being in charge of kids
• Being in charge of adults
• Dogs that jump on me
• Dogs that try to lick my face
• Indecision
• Other people's medical problems
• Errant stickers/tape/band-aids
• Messes
• Ill-fitting clothing
• Violence
• Illogical behavior
• Being underground
• Turbulence
• Buckthorn trees
• Learning biology
• Getting flipped off while driving
• Honking in traffic
• Being late
• Not knowing the origin/time of my next meal
• Unclear relationships
• Talking to strangers
• Being yelled at
• MiXed caSe WRitinG
• Lack of punctuation
• Carrying a lot of things of different shapes
• Lying
• Letting someone else plan a party for me
• Inconsistency
• Plot holes
• Indeterminate motives
• Moral dilemmas

Please don't be offended—these are my problems, not yours. Just because something is stressful doesn't mean I won't deal with it. Which is good, because all of these things are unavoidable! ;)